24 ways to drive your parents mad

Whilst browsing around, I managed to find a site with lists of ways to really annoy your parents.  There are some quite interesting ones in here, including some that I’m sure a certain girl I know has tried.  So, without further adieu…

1. Follow them everywhere
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Pretend to have amnesia
4. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling ‘the sun! its dying!’
5. Run into walls
6. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times
7. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and yell ‘good morning sunshine!’
8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder
9. Run around in circles
10. Pluck out someones hair and yell ‘DNA!’
11. Wear a sticker that says ‘I’m a retard’
12. Have loads of imaginary friends that talk to you all the time
13. Lay face down and chant like an indian
14. Try to climb up the wall
15. Make weird animal noises at night and when they come in to see you pretend to be asleep.
16. Do what they tell you to do
17. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
18. Hold their hand and whisper ‘I see dead people’…….
19. When your in the shower or bath yell ‘I’m drowning!’
20. Ask them quietly ‘pardon me but do you have any.. then yell SHOELACES!’
21. After everything they say yell ‘liar!’
22. Pretend to be on the phone
23. Try to swim on the floor
24. Tap on their bedroom door at night